Hid in the backseat of my car, wanting to surprise me when I got off of work. She was aiming for “cute and quirky.” I thought I was being robbed. Scared the absolute sh*t out of me. She COULD NOT understand how I didn’t find it hilarious. I was officially, in her eyes, branded “no fun,” and we broke up pretty soon thereafter.

A guy I worked with sent me flowers to my home address. When I asked how he got my address he told me he stole my payslip.

This guy I worked with always wanted to high-five. That quickly turned into him going for the high five and not letting go of my hand for at least 5 seconds.

In middle school, this girl I knew took my gum and started chewing it. Like she stuck her fingers in my mouth, pinched my gum, and put it in her mouth.

Had a one night stand in college. I guess she asked me if I liked her or something and I drunkenly said yes. Had her come over the next night. Woke up and heard her rummaging around my apartment so I opened one eye and watched. She was looking through my drawers, closets and food cabinets. I asked what the hell she was doing. She said she wanted to get to know me better and started asking me questions about stuff she saw, including medications in my bathroom. Told her to get her clothes on and get the hell out.

Two weeks after meeting, he wanted to get my name tatted on him. I noped out real quick.

It was my first job out of college, and I went to a lot of networking events. I met a guy who was older (grey hair, balding) and had maybe a 15 minute conversation with him about very mundane topics. We exchanged business cards and moved on to the next contact. Next day at work I get a huge bouquet of flowers. This thing easily costs over $100. I also have two messages from the guy asking if I have received the flowers. (1/2)

As I’m listening to the messages, he calls again. The guy is asking if I got the flowers, what did I think, and telling all these other things he thought about sending but he wasn’t sure what I liked. When he finally stops talking, I thank him and tell him the flowers were a little much, which causes him to tell me that it meant nothing. He was just trying to be friendly. When I got off the phone my boss said “I hope that guy doesn’t know where you live.” (2/2)

An ex wrote to me in blood once. No joke. Very creepy

I was flirting with a guy in a club, we talked all night and finally kissed. He was awesome and really hot. Then he told me to close my eyes and he put a silver necklace with a cross around my neck. I looked at it and said: “Uhm, thanks…?” He smiled and said: “It belonged to my first girlfriend. She died in a house fire when I was 15.”

She licked my bald spot while I was on the computer.

Ex boyfriend thought sending me a leopard print thong in the mail was charming, but he didn’t want to be a creep, so he sent it anonymously…and I opened it in front of my parents.

Gave me stolen underwear and cheap jewelry a couple of hours after we’d met. This guy also asked me when he could put a baby in me and confessed his love for me. One of the weirdest nights of my life.

Followed me to the bathroom at a party because he “just wanted to help me.” When I confronted him outside in front of the party host he said “I think I’m in love with you”, I had just met him that night.

This girl who had a crush on me in high school took the same train home as me for a few months. I saw her every once in a while, but we never really talked. I found out the year that I graduated from a friend of hers that she didn’t even live near me, or off of the train line I took. She would take the train, then get off and take a bus to get home. Her friend said she did it so we could hang out, when we never spoke a word, except for maybe a, “Hi.”

I had a woman call me every day for seven years.

Never met her, I was bored looking through the Instagram Explore tab and noticed a photo of me. She wrote that I was her boyfriend and there were 3 photos where she must have been sitting near me and took a selfie with me next/near to her. I spotted the chick looking at me so I said that I found her Instagram photos and she went red and just screamed. (This was in a library)

I had a girlfriend when I was young who carved a heart with my first initial inside it into the flesh of her hip

My buddy’s girlfriend showed up at my front door drunk and ready to bang. She professed her love for me and had built up this secret relationship between the two of us in her head. Like, we had our song and stuff like that. She said that the only reason that she was still with him was so that she could see me. I was pretty creeped out. (1/2)

I was polite, but told her that I wasn’t interested in anyway. I made sure that she got home safe and then called my friend to tell him what happened. When he confronted her, she said that we had slept together that night. He called me on speakerphone in front of her and asked what happened. I told him the same story I told him the night before. He broke up with her right there and threw her out of his house. She emailed me about 6 months later to tell me that she missed me. I did not respond. (2/2)

He asked me to drive him to a work function. When I got to his house he insisted I come inside. He introduced me to his entire family as if we were dating. I was trying to be nice and give him a ride.

I’m on the train. This girl behind me is having the most boring phone conversation I’ve ever heard. Some guy she thinks is cute or something. I keep listening though, mostly because she’s too loud to block out… And things get weird. (1/2)

The guy she’s describing sounds pretty physically identical to me. So I turn around, and this girl says “Oh. He’s looking at me now. I wonder what he’ll do. I wonder if he likes me.” She also DOESN’T HAVE A PHONE!! Yeah, I got off at the next stop and put a whole train between me and that weirdo. (2/2)

My teacher asked me out on the last day of class. We were both in our mid 20s. We went out and after a few drinks I ended up spending the night. The next day he texted me how nice it was to find my hair in the shower.

He was a budding animator who had a crush on me. As a romantic gesture to win me over, he created an anthropomorphic “sexy” squirrel character based on me and drew several very detailed and graphic pin-up type pictures of it and uploaded them to his online portfolio. He was a pretty skilled artist and the face of the character was noticeably me. He said it was how he saw me in his fantasies.